Are you tired of decking the halls, walking through endless light displays, and singing Christmas carols? Take a break from all of the old holiday traditions and start a new holiday tradition at the Frank Banko Alehouse Cinemas by seeing the Holiday Quote A-Long series!
That’s right – it’s back! Three quote-able holiday movies are featured this year: “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation”, “Elf”, and “Die Hard”. Take this opportunity to proudly display the absurd number of movie lines you have managed to memorize.
NATIONAL LAMPOON’S CHRISTMAS VACATION
Wednesday, December 6 – 7:30 p.m. & 7:45 p.m.
Thursday, December 7 – 7:30 p.m & 7:45 p.m.
Escape your holiday preparations and see one of the Christmas classics this year! Get in the holiday spirit by recounting all your favorite lines including:
“I don’t know what to say, but its Christmas and we’re all in misery.”
“You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.”
“Looks great. Little full, lotta sap.”
If your preparations are going well – this is your chance to take a break. If your preparations are going miserably – this is the perfect movie to remind you that it could be worse.
ELF
Wednesday, December 13 – 7:30 p.m.
Thursday, December 14 – 7:30 p.m.
It’s that time of year where I wonder if answering my office phone: “Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?” is acceptable.
Since hitting the screen in 2003 – “Elf ” has become a new holiday classic. I mean – who doesn’t stop to watch it almost every time it’s on TV? If you say you don’t – I think you’re lying. Quote a-long to these memorable lines:
“SANTA! OH MY GOD! SANTA’s COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM!”
“He’s an angry elf.”
“I’m sorry I ruined your lives and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR.”
Don’t be a cotton-headed ninny-muggins – see “Elf” on the big screen again this season.
DIE HARD
Wednesday, December 20 – 7:30 p.m.
Whether you agree or disagree that “Die Hard” is a Christmas movie (the answer is obviously yes) – don’t miss your chance to recite all your favorite lines this holiday season including:
John McClane: “Welcome to the party, pal.”
John McClane: “Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…”
Hans Gruber: “I am going to count to three. There will not be a four.
Get your dose of Christmas movie and action movie in one by seeing “Die Hard” again!
Whether you’re enjoying the holiday season or your family is driving you nuts – come on out to the Frank Banko Alehouse Cinemas this December for a cinematic escape.
